Smoking Ban

So the smoking ban has been in place for three long years. Michael Martin marked its anniversary by proclaiming the nation's success in turning his brave vision into reality. Lofty claims were made at the time of its implementation as to the effect it would have on Irish society. It is a pleasure now to look back in the fullness of time and see how these predictions have come to pass.

The smoking ban will save the Health Service: “The introduction of a smoking ban in the Irish workplace, as announced by Minister Martin to-day, could in time be viewed as the most important health initiative undertaken this century by an Irish Government.” said Professor Luke Clancy, Chairperson of ASH Ireland. Prescient words indeed. As we all know, this is exactly how it turned out. The health service was in such a robust condition by the time Mr Martin was finished with it that he could happily hand over the running of it to some mortal called Harney. Mr Martin exited the ministry with the sound of praise ringing in his ears. The actor Brendan Gleeson, on the Late Late Show, was particularly lavish in his praise, even if he did inadvertently refer to the Minister as a moron. The smoking ban cannot take all the credit though. Mr Martin's brave policy of commissioning countless reports and task forces, no matter what the cost, also contributed to his success as Health Minister. However, as the smoking ban had such a salubrious effect on the health of the nation, it turned out he didn't need to bother implementing any of their recommendations.

The smoking ban will benefit the Hospitality Sector: "Business is booming since the smoking ban." Say publicans. "Particularly in rural Ireland." In fact, a new pub is being opened in rural Ireland every week.

Levels of smoking will decrease: Statistics have borne this out. In fact, arguably the one negative effect of the ban has been the reduction in taxes earned from cigarette sales since its introduction. Smoking areas in pubs are left empty as young people congregate in the non-smoking interiors to socialise and meet new friends. "It would almost make me consider giving up" said one young smoker.

Success indeed. In other news, President Bush receives the Nobel Peace Prize; Dublin voted cheapest city in Europe wide survey; and Borat leads St Patrick's day parade in Kasakhstan.